TRU Koozie

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*NEW* TRU Koozie

Another product I guess, the TRU Koozie!

It’s a Koozie!

What’s a Koozie?

 

WHAT’S A KOOZIE

A koozie, sometimes known as “coozy,” “coosie,” or “koozer-mc-shmoozer,” is an advanced piece of technology designed to regulate the temperature of beverages.

Ever downed a soda, only to discover it was molten lava? Drank a beer that turned out to be liquid nitrogen?

If so, you may have serious injuries and should probably go to a hospital, but the Koozie can also help.

 

IT CAN TRANSFORM

At first glance, the TRU Koozie seems like a flat masterpiece of foam artwork.

And it is, don’t get me wrong.

But as my role model Billy Mays says, “But Wait, There’s More.”

The TRU Koozie can also become a towering cylinder of fortitude, challenging any temperature to best it.

It’s like, circular.

 

IT’S JUST PERFECT

Don’t believe us? Just listen to this testimonial from a not-at-all-biased source:

“Every Friday I look forward to using my TRUkoozie after a long week at the TRUoffice. My TRUkoozie helps keep my can of cherry coke cold or keeps it extra hot if I’m craving a hot soda.”

-TRUmama