*NEW* TRU Koozie
Another product I guess, the TRU Koozie!
It’s a Koozie!
What’s a Koozie?
WHAT’S A KOOZIE
A koozie, sometimes known as “coozy,” “coosie,” or “koozer-mc-shmoozer,” is an advanced piece of technology designed to regulate the temperature of beverages.
Ever downed a soda, only to discover it was molten lava? Drank a beer that turned out to be liquid nitrogen?
If so, you may have serious injuries and should probably go to a hospital, but the Koozie can also help.
IT CAN TRANSFORM
At first glance, the TRU Koozie seems like a flat masterpiece of foam artwork.
And it is, don’t get me wrong.
But as my role model Billy Mays says, “But Wait, There’s More.”
The TRU Koozie can also become a towering cylinder of fortitude, challenging any temperature to best it.
It’s like, circular.
IT’S JUST PERFECT
Don’t believe us? Just listen to this testimonial from a not-at-all-biased source: